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Mom vs Dad

Mom vs Dad

By Milo

11-year-old Milo has pitted Mom against Dad. Each episode he has them debate a topic using logic, facts, and humor. Who will win? Only time (and Milo) will decide.
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Everything vs Everything: Random

Mom vs DadMay 22, 2022

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Everything vs Everything: Random

Everything vs Everything: Random

In this episode, Dad is the best, Mom shows restraint, and Milo enforces the rules.

May 22, 202207:34
Moths vs Butterflies

Moths vs Butterflies

In this episode, Dad pitches a new business idea, Mom flies by night, and Milo has to decide which is better, moths or butterflies.

May 15, 202208:59
Chocolate Chip Cookies vs Peanut Butter Cookies

Chocolate Chip Cookies vs Peanut Butter Cookies

In this episode, Dad is nuts for cookies, Mom suggests baking your way to the top, and Milo is anti-cannibal (take that Mr Peanut)! Here we are again arguing about food. It's Chocolate Chip Cookies vs Peanut Butter Cookies!

May 01, 202210:21
Quiz Show: Mammals, Cars, and Trees

Quiz Show: Mammals, Cars, and Trees

In this episode, Dad cries like a baby, Mom tries to murder gerbils, but Milo is all business. It's a quiz show episode, starring mammals, cars, and trees.

Apr 10, 202205:17
Everything vs Everything: Random

Everything vs Everything: Random

We're back after a brief absence due to host illness!

In this episode, Dad is kind of drab, Mom tries to make a violent spin off, and Milo hardly coughed at all. It's our rapid fire episode. Listen for some nonsensical arguments.draft

Apr 03, 202206:19
Hot Chocolate vs Milkshakes

Hot Chocolate vs Milkshakes

In this episode, Dad builds a cabinet, Mom is out of humor(s), and Milo questions Dad's judgement. It's Hot Chocolate vs Milkshakes!

Mar 13, 202210:26
Gorillas vs Orangutans

Gorillas vs Orangutans

In this episode Dad exercises his vocal folds, Mom snacks like a gorilla, and Milo builds a nest. It's Gorillas vs Orangutans!

Mar 06, 202210:57
Quiz Show: Dragons, Cake, and Ears

Quiz Show: Dragons, Cake, and Ears

In this episode Dad is all ears, Mom loves you, and Milo defines dingaling.It's the quiz show episode: Dragons, Cake, and Ears.

Feb 27, 202208:16
Everything vs Everything Random

Everything vs Everything Random

In this episode, Dad remembers the '90s, Mom speaks for the sinners, and Milo thanks a dog. It's our rapid fire episode!

Feb 20, 202207:29
Seagulls vs Pelicans

Seagulls vs Pelicans

In this episode Dad discuss cannibalism and vampirism, Mom gets jinky with it, and Milo has to decide, which is better: seagulls or pelicans!

Feb 13, 202210:02
Pigs vs Cows

Pigs vs Cows

In this episode, Dad regurgitates his argument, Matilda interrupts Mom, and Milo can't remember what comes first: pigs or cows.

Feb 06, 202208:34
Quiz Show: Anagrams, Foreign Words, and Cheese

Quiz Show: Anagrams, Foreign Words, and Cheese

In this episode, Dad doesn't think branded words are words, Mom is thinking of fingers, and Milo gets a sponsorship from the cheese council. It's a quiz show episode: Anagrams, Foreign Words, and Cheese!

Jan 23, 202206:43
Rapid Fire: Mythical Creatures

Rapid Fire: Mythical Creatures

Dad loves horsey tails, Mom doesn't know her gorgons, and Milo introduces us to a new mythical creature that none of us can pronounce. It's the rapid fire episode!

Jan 16, 202206:45
Dad vs Dad

Dad vs Dad

In this episode, Dad vs himself, Mom is too sick to show, and Milo makes some hard ass questions. It's a weird quiz show episode!

Jan 09, 202205:41
Leviathans vs Mermaids

Leviathans vs Mermaids

In this episode, Dad discusses slippery dead people, Mom likes to be predictable, and Milo has to decide, which is better: Siege-busting Leviathans or Alcohol-loving Mermaids!

Jan 02, 202208:12
Everything vs Everything: Christmas

Everything vs Everything: Christmas

Good tidings to you! Tidings? Yes, tidings.

In this episode, Dad defends traffic, Mom doesn't eat reindeer fries, and Milo prefers to be happy. It's our Christmas rapid fire episode...and it's as strange as it is merry!

Dec 19, 202108:02
Sledding vs Ice Skating

Sledding vs Ice Skating

In this episode Dad likes watching kids fall down, Mom goes over time (and gets in trouble), and Milo has to decide which is better: sledding or ice skating!

Dec 12, 202108:44
Mistletoe vs Holly

Mistletoe vs Holly

In this episode, Dad is immature, Mom falls asleep, and Milo has to decide, which is better: mistletoe or holly. It's our first episode of Season 4 and our first Christmas episode of 2021!


Dec 05, 202108:04
Quiz show: Kangaroos, Noodles, and the 80s

Quiz show: Kangaroos, Noodles, and the 80s

In this episode, Dad gets a slap on the wrist, Mom speaks Italian, and Milo awards half points. It's the quiz show episode...with kangaroos, noodles, and the 80s.

Nov 28, 202104:23
Everything vs Everything: Thanksgiving

Everything vs Everything: Thanksgiving

In this episode, Dad lies about presents, Mom summons the Grim Reaper, and Milo welcomes Ed the Unicorn Head. It's our rapid fire episode...with turkey!


Nov 21, 202107:37
Cranberry Sauce vs Mashed Potatoes
Nov 14, 202108:42
Candy Apples vs Caramel Apples

Candy Apples vs Caramel Apples

In this episode, Dad has a weak jaw, Mom gets harsh, and Milo has to decide which one is better, Candy Apples or Caramel Apples.

Nov 07, 202110:24
Halloween Quiz Show

Halloween Quiz Show

In this episode, Dad takes the pity point, Mom tells a completely real story about the origin of "Jack O Lantern," and Milo imitates an owl. It's our Halloween Quiz Show episode: Movies, Candy, and Jack O Lanterns.

Oct 24, 202105:43
Everything vs Everything Halloween

Everything vs Everything Halloween

In this episode, Dad promotes face eating, Mom rests on her laurels, and Milo's pronunciation is a phenomenon. It's our monthly Everything vs Everything episode, Halloween style!

Oct 17, 202106:14
Poltergeists vs Banshees

Poltergeists vs Banshees

In this episode, Dad can't remember which side he's on, Mom's point stinks, and Milo has to decide, which is scarier: Poltergeists or Banshees?

Oct 10, 202108:32
Haunted Mansions vs Haunted Graveyards

Haunted Mansions vs Haunted Graveyards

We're back! And since it's October, we have a rule: spooky debates only. In this episode, Dad loves corpse bugs, Mom sees ghouls around every corner, and Milo has to pick which is scarier: haunted mansions or haunted graveyards.

Oct 03, 202108:07
Quiz Show: Rocks & Jewels, Exoskellies, & Sandwiches

Quiz Show: Rocks & Jewels, Exoskellies, & Sandwiches

In this episode, Dad has a mind like an iron trap, Mom cleans her plate, and Milo unshelfishly provides clues. It's Quiz Show: Rocks & Jewels, Exoskellies, & Sandwiches!

Aug 22, 202106:15
Everything vs Everything Instruments

Everything vs Everything Instruments

In this episode, Dad references cat butts, Mom is a theremin, and Milo gives pity points. It's everything vs everything: instruments!

Aug 15, 202106:55
Golden Retrievers vs French Bulldogs

Golden Retrievers vs French Bulldogs

In this episode, Dad tries to bribe the judge with a dog, Mom likes to dig and drool, and Milo gets the giggles. It's the battle of the breeds: Golden Retrievers vs French Bulldogs.

Aug 08, 202108:48
Crackers vs Peanuts

Crackers vs Peanuts

In this episode, Dad eats a bucket of peanuts, Mom mispronounces cracker, and Milo has been doing this for 12 months! It's our one-year anniversary episode: Crackers vs Peanuts.

Aug 01, 202108:38
Quiz Show: Gerbils, Nuts, & Arachnids

Quiz Show: Gerbils, Nuts, & Arachnids

In this episode, Dad makes nut jokes, Mom makes the other kind of nut jokes, and Milo yells "scorpions."

Jul 25, 202106:23
Everything vs Everything: Off the Cuff

Everything vs Everything: Off the Cuff

Dad thanks James Thurber, Mom declares it's poop day, and Milo experiments with his brain. It's Everything vs Everything: Off the Cuff.

Jul 18, 202107:46
Guinea Pigs vs Hamsters

Guinea Pigs vs Hamsters

In this episode, Dad ends with a ditty, Mom is pro poop, and Milo learns to popcorn. It's Guinea Pigs vs Hamsters!

Jul 11, 202110:34
Trees vs Bushes

Trees vs Bushes

In this episode, Dad beats around the bush, Mom supports moms, and Milo weighs jam flavors. It's Trees vs Bushes!

Jul 04, 202108:08
Quiz Show: Fish, Bugs, & Fruit

Quiz Show: Fish, Bugs, & Fruit

In this episode Dad knows his pizza, Mom speaks Latin (sort of), and Milo gives credit where credit is due. It's our new format for the end of the month: Mom vs Dad, quiz show style.

Jun 27, 202107:48
Everything vs Everything: Random

Everything vs Everything: Random

In this episode Dad promotes diseases, Mom advocates for cigarettes, and Milo likes to exercise. It's Everything vs Everything: Random.

Jun 20, 202105:49
Peacocks vs Flamingos

Peacocks vs Flamingos

In this episode, Dad calls feathers stupid, Mom loves limericks, and Milo wants to eat some mud. It’s the battle of the birds: Peacocks vs Flamingos.

Jun 13, 202108:05
Garlic vs Onions

Garlic vs Onions

In this episode, Dad adjusts his will, Mom doesn't think she married a vampire, and Milo messes up. It's our stinkiest argument yet: Garlic vs Onions.

Jun 06, 202109:43
Possums vs Opossums

Possums vs Opossums

In this episode, Laura makes a stinky argument, Chris talks linguistics, Milo has trouble keeping his guests in line, and Mom and Dad stand by. It’s the season 2 finale and FINAL EVER guest episode: Possums vs Opossums. We’ll take a break next week and be back for season 3 on June 6! On June 27 we’ll reveal our new format for the month.

May 23, 202109:38
Everything vs Everything: Grab Bag (Take 2)

Everything vs Everything: Grab Bag (Take 2)

In this episode, Mom throws stuff at Dad’s head, Dad argues against Big Chapstick, and Milo covers stuff in electrical tape. It’s Everything vs Everything: Grab Bag (Take 2).

May 16, 202110:37
Bagels vs English Muffins

Bagels vs English Muffins

In this episode, Dad makes an airy argument, Mom kind of likes being dense, and Milo has to pick which kind of breakfast bread makes the best pizza. It's bagels vs English muffins. Warning: this episode is not gluten free.


May 09, 202108:36
Tubeworms vs Black Dragonfish

Tubeworms vs Black Dragonfish

In this episode Dad calls some animals plants, Mom says a bad word, and Milo has to decide between two creepy creatures. It’s the battle of the tubeworms and the black dragonfish.

May 02, 202108:23
Tiger Sharks vs Goblin Sharks

Tiger Sharks vs Goblin Sharks

In this episode we learn that tigers are lions, goblins aren't real, and no one has any limericks. Our guests Sarah and Jeff are back to debate the merits of tiger sharks and goblin sharks. *Do* go in the water and find out who wins.

Apr 25, 202109:49
The Worst of Everything vs Everything

The Worst of Everything vs Everything

Milo goes negative when he has Mom and Dad debate why the opposing topic is bad. This rapid-fire episode has it all: horses, pigs, a rhinoceros who said mean things about Milo. Have a listen!

Apr 18, 202107:22
Apples vs Oranges

Apples vs Oranges

People said we shouldn't compare apples and oranges, and to that we say, DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO.

Apr 11, 202108:35
Orangutans vs Lemurs

Orangutans vs Lemurs

In this episode, Dad wishes for a stink gland, Mom advocates for the throat sac, and Milo needs more information. Who will win the battle of the primates: orangutans or lemurs?

Apr 04, 202111:02
Piranhas vs Betta Fish

Piranhas vs Betta Fish

Our guests this month debate the merits of two misunderstood fish: Piranhas and Betta Fish. Take a bite out of this episode...before it bites you!

Mar 28, 202109:35
Everything vs Everything Censored

Everything vs Everything Censored

Kids, DO try this at home. In this rapid-fire episode, Milo pulls up a random word generator and has Mom and Dad debate completely unrelated topics. But that's not all! Milo also censored the debate so they have to think of different ways to describe their topics. The result...chaos.

Mar 21, 202107:29
Eagles vs Hawks

Eagles vs Hawks

In this episode, Mom pretends to spit, Dad won't stop talking about squirrels, and Milo has trouble deciding. Which bird gets your vote when it comes to eagles vs hawks?

Mar 14, 202109:42
Nachos vs Tacos

Nachos vs Tacos

Work up your appetite as you listen to the latest episode of Mom vs Dad: Nachos vs Tacos. It's a high-stakes week, since tonight Milo, Mom, and Dad will eat the winner! Will we have Taco Tuesday on a Sunday, or will we belly up to the nacho bar?

Mar 07, 202109:01